Bocah Ingusan

Kepada pacarku si bocah ingusan

Yang bagaikan anak kelas 4 SD suka meler-meler ga beraturan kaya angka 11 naik turun

Mata merah penyakitan dan muka beler ga berbentuk

Jangan lupa minum air putih yang banyak, minum vitamin dosis tinggi dan cepat tidur…

Kalo wiken ini kamu sembuh, aku beliin es krim yang buanyaaaakkkk hehehe

Trus kita jalan-jalan kemanapun dan makan apapun

No wedding stuff for us…just us…having great times ^.^

Kalopun belum, tenang ajaaaa….

Aku bakal berubah jadi tukang masak dan kamu boleh minta masakan apaaa ajaaaa (subject to materials availability di tukang sayur yah sayang hehehe)

Or I’ll just sit next to you and we’ll laugh out loud watching stupid movies from the dvd

Or I’ll just watch you sleeps like a baby…

And pray that you’ll get well soon

Ask me...!!!

Si anak congak berkata:

"Ask me please..."

Have you ever ride a bike? "Am good at it..."
Have you ever ride a car? "ride yes, drivin no!"
Have you ever ride a motorcycle? "my favourite ride in this hectic Jakarta is called Ojek"
Have you ever cruisin on a ship? "yes, and having sea sick...huekss"
Have you ever ride on truck? "Hell yeah, its the coolest thing to do when I was elementary school. Ngeteng di truk demi menghemat ongkos hehehe"
Have you ever fly with airplane? "me love flyingggg for free"
Have you ever been on a chopper? "*dengan congak* YES YES YES!!!"
Have you ever been on a sea plane? "*makin congak* Definitely yessss!!! hahaha"

Thanks to my job, I am able to experience a choppy and a sea plane on a very cool business trip.

Review:
Chopper : excited for the first 15 minutes and then it made me sleepy zzz...zzz...zzz
Sea Plane : very excited for the first 10 minutes and then it made me panic and trembling not long after the pilot put on auto pilot mode and start to read guide book on how to fly the plane. Even when he decided to put on the manual mode, I got air sick and dizzy when he turned the plane sharp left or right...yaiks!!!!

In summary, i prefer the bike, the car and the Ojek...

Canggih....

Siapa bilang kosan gue ga canggih?

Bayaran tetap paling murah di lingkungan Setiabudi Tengah, hanya ratusan ribu

Dapat compliment teras sendiri dan sinar matahari pagi

Air panas? gampanglahhh...tinggal masak pake termos listrik dan tunggu 15 menit

Mau makan tinggal angkat telpon buat delivery

Dan malam ini...baru tau, kalau ada orang yang berbaik hati buka akses wifi nya sehingga si anak kosan yang suka susah tidur nyenyak di malam hari bisa download video di youtube, update blog dan FB serta browsing tempat2 honeymoon....

Hampir aja mengorbankan dana kawinan buat beli modem hehehe...

Semoga si empunya Wifi diberikan pahala yang berlimpah, Amiiinnn...

*malah makin ga bisa tidur*

Friends in Need, Friends Indeed…

On our wedding entertainment outstanding list:

1. MC
Suatu hari yang indah di kantor
Me : rumours have it, Mas Dery sering jadi MC di kawinan?
Mas Dery : hmmm….yaaaa *menjawab dengan tampang curiga mau dimanfaatkan*
Me : mau jadi MC di kawinan aku gaaaa???? Hehehehe *wicked smile*
Mas Dery : hmm…boleh *sial, ternyata dugaannya bener*
Me : eehhh…FOR FREEEE???
Mas Dery : mmm…yaaaaa *I knew it!!!*

CV:
Dery A Boesly
Memiliki jam terbang tinggi di bidang MC kawinan, seminar, workshop, acara kantor de el el.

2. Wedding Singer 1
Di suatu hari indah lainnya
Me : eh eh eh…waktu itu loe pernah bilang mau nyanyi kalau gue kawin kan???
Mario : huh…kapan??? *pura-pura lupa*
Me : waktu ituuuuuuuuuu…gue inget kok, soalnya loe bilang GRATIS!!!
Mario : sungguh ga inget *mulai amnesia*
Me : ya udah…tapi loe mau kan jadi wedding singer di kawinan gueeee??? *puss in the boots look*
Mario : *merasa ga ngaruh pura-pura lupa* okayyyyy….
Tapi sama adek gue yah???
Me : EVEN BETTER!!!

CV
Mario A. Amrillah
Lead Vocal Music for Sale
Sering nyanyi di acara kantor dan selalu mendapat standing applause dari para penonton.
Karakter suara mirip banget sama John Mayer, pokoknya the best deh!!!

3. Wedding Singer 2
Di hari lainnya
Dian : Gue mau nyanyi dong di kawinan loeeeee???
Me : *menimbang-nimbang* OKAY
Dian : Assiikkk…*mulai bernyanyi-nyanyi riang*
Me : wow thats's fast

CV
Dian Lestari
Lead Vocal untuk band kantor yang dulu suka exist di kawinan-kawinan orang.
Obsesi: join 3 diva…biar jadi 4 diva…

4. Wedding Singer 3
Di suatu hari Jumat menjelang jam 5 sore
Me : hmmm…suara loe kan bagus tuuuhhh
Agah : truss??? *pasti ada maunya*
Me : mau nyumbang suara di kawinan gue dooonnnggg???
Agah : *sigh*
Me : TENKYUUUUUUUU ;p ;p
Agah : *pasrah*

CV
Agah Sujiwa Nugraha
Singer, writer, lawyer and a dedicated father.

Disclaimer:
Ada beberapa yang tentunya diberikan bumbu tambahan hehehe

A Princess's Dream and Reality...

Me in 10 years old

“I am going to have a wedding, held in the afternoon just before sunset and at a beautiful park filled with flowers and butterflies. I will be wearing this beautiful white princess dress with tiara and a pink hand bouquet. My groom will be the cutest prince charming in the whole world!!!”

Me in the next 15 years

I am going to have a wedding:

Not held in my dream venue…
Not held with the afternoon sunset backdrop…
Not wearing the princess dress, but ‘adat’ dress…
Not wearing shiny tiara, but so-called ‘sunting’…
Maybe I can still have the hand bouquet, but maybe not in pink…
But definitely with the cutest prince charming in the whole world (according to my point of view that is)…

Moral of the story:

Forget about the whole pictures of an ideal wedding, there is no such thing…
As long as you have great friends, wonderful families and best partner-in-life-to-be, then it’s a perfect wedding…*cheers*